Note: This section was once a feature of Meghan's (Daemon's) site entitled The Infection.

A while back at the Java Hut someone posted a thread about Meghan's ReBloopers!, asking if they were still available. Another member found them through the means of the Wayback Machine, which caches old pages. The board member found the ReBloopers! there and I decided to put them up here so people can continue to add to them. Gems like these should not be forgotten.

If you would like to submit a ReBlooper, please e-mail me.

Meghan's introduction:

The most interesting fan creations often start by the random musings of one person, and before you know it the idea is everywhere. Questina, look what you started:

And the rest, as they say, is history. May I present the Mainframe Blooper Reel:

The Tearing

(Bob enters the Diner through the window.)
Dot: Ever heard of a door?
(Torn up zip board flies in through window and smacks Cecil.)
Cecil: Ow!
Director: Okay everyone, take two.
Dot: Ever heard of a door?
(Torn up zip board flies in through window and smacks Cecil... again.)
Cecil: Damnit! Who's doing that?!
Enzo: (outside, snickering)
-Submitted by Rachel

(The fleet of spaceships takes off and pursues the User)
Bob: Smoke me a kipper- I'll be back for breakfast!
(Cast and crew start snickering)
Dot (exaggerated): What a guy...
Bob: Sorry, I couldn't resist.
-Submitted by Charles RocketBoy

Megabyte: You had your chance to join me, Bob. Now I'm going to infect the Super Computer and return to crash Mainframe.
(Megabyte holds his arms up and Dot falls down and hits the floor.)
Dot: Ow!
Megabyte: Heh, oops. Sorry about that.
Dot:(Rubbing her backside.) You're standing in the wrong spot, idiot!
Megabyte: (Shrugs.) Accidents happen...
(Bob is laughing in the backround.)
Dot: (getting up) Shut up, Bob!
-Submitted by Megabyte

Megabyte: Want to see how much I HATE to lose?
(He flicks his fingers, but his claws fail to come out. MB blinks and tries again, with similar results. Dot starts laughing.)
Dot: Problem?
MB: I hate it when this happens.
Director: Cut!
**Next take**
MB: Want to see how much I HATE to lose?
(He does it again, and once again, nothing happens. Dot starts grinning.)
MB: Not again! (flicks, and the claws come out and he cuts his chin) Ow! Spammit!
(He claps his hand to the cut as Dot laughs. He starts off camera.)
Director: (off) Cut! Medic!
**Next take**
(MB has a ridiculous-looking bandage on his chin.)
MB: Want to see how much I HATE to lose? (flicks, and claws come out)
Dot: (grinning) Is it anything like that? (points to the bandage)
(MB rolls his eyes, and the crew starts laughing.)
Director: Cut! Dot...
Dot: (laughing) Come on! Just look at it!
MB: (upset) I can't work like this. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my trailer.
(He walks off in a huff while Dot continues laughing.)
-Submitted by Jay Winger

The Medusa Bug

Megabyte: And yet, despite the length and scope of our operation we still do not know the true nature of the Medusa's power... UNTIL NOW!
(opens Medusa Bug and... nothing happens)
Megabyte: Um, UNTIL NOW!
(still nothing happens)
Megabyte: Now?
(Nothing)
Megabyte: Uh guys, I think it's broken...
-Submitted by Rachel

Bob: Where's a game cube when you need one?
(It does)
Bob: Hey! Who dropped it?
Frisket: Arf!
Enzo: No Frisket, the other rope!
-Submitted by A_Einome

Hex: (looking at Vid Window) What's this?! (Bob is shown on screen.) The guardian? Oh no! Oh NO! (Bob's ASCII is shown on screen.) Oh YES!
Bob: (on screen) HEY! What are you looking at?!
Hex: Oh, um, er, nothing Bob...
-Submitted by Rachel

The Quick and the Fed

(Megabyte pounds the buttons on his throne, but instead of his legs popping up, music starts to play)
Sterio: It's Raining Men...Hallaluha it's Raining Men!!
Megabyte:(starts beating on the buttons trying to shut it off) Spammit, who's been dicking with my throne again!! I see you up there Bob!! You wouldn't be laughing if I had my legs right now!!
-Submitted by Jessica Anderson

(When Bob is saying Al's is on Level 31.)
Enzo: Level 31?
Dot: Level 31? You can't go there! It's too dangerous!
Bob: Um, Dot? You didn't mess up at all.
Dot: I know. I'm just wondering, what's my motivation? An imitation of Porky Pig?
(Laughter.)
-Submitted by A_Einome

Take 1.(Bob is playing pong with Phong)
Phong: Shhh. Concentration is important.
Bob: (hits Phong with puck) So are reflexes.
Phong: Shut up Bob!
Director: Cut! We'll try it again, starting with Bob hitting the puck.
Take 2. (Bob hits Phong with puck again)
Director: Cut! Come on you guys try it again.
Take 37. (Bob still hits Phong with puck)
Director: Fine...We'll just leave it in then. Try to think of a snappy line to go with it, ok Phong?
Bob: Uhh...he's out cold. There's only so many pucks one can take to the head.
Director: Alright, we'll finish early today. That's a wrap people!
-Submitted by Jessica Anderson

(Hack and Slash are racing to the game.)
H&S: We are going to make it...(And they do.)
Hack (from inside the game wall): Uh...we made it.
Slash: Now what?
Hack: I dunno. We weren't supposed to make it.
(Bob is laughing.)
Director: Cut! Raise the game wall, let's try it again!
-Submitted by Meghan

The TIFF

Dot: Is that so, Mr. Supercomputer?
Bob: Uh...um...
(Dot starts snickering)
Bob: Don't tell me, I'll get it.
Director: Cut! Bob...
Bob: I knew my lines this morning!
Dot: Glitch! Teleprompter!
*(Crew laughter. Everyone laughs even harder as Glitch obeys.)
Bob: Glitch, knock it off.
-Submitted by Meghan

(Bob tosses Mike down that trash elevator thing and he's supposed to land in a dumpster)
Mike: *falls down, and lands outside of the dumpster* At least I didn't land in the trash *falls over*
Director: Okay Mike, we need to do that again.
Mike: Uhhhhhgg *falls face down on the floor again*
-Submitted by Questina

(We see Mike is doing the trash can scene again. It's take 8385.)
Mike: *Falls down and bounces off the closed top of the dumpster* Hey! Can I Please get a stunt double?
Director: No! We don't have any binomes who look enough like you to do the part! And besides, Hack and Slash want too much money to do it for you!
Hack: It's not in our contract!
Slash: Yeah! We didn't sign to be stunt doubles!
Mike: uhhhhhg *falls on the floor again*
-Submitted by Questina

Dot: Ok, you and Glitch better be ready, cause here I come! (Jumps)
Bob: What do you mean "here I come"!? (sees Dot falling)
Bob: Glitch...uhh...ANYTHING!!
(Glitch turns into a big bowl of chocolate pudding)
Dot: Noooooo! (hits the pudding)
Bob: Woah...it really can turn into anything.
Dot: (climbs out of the bowl covered in chocolate) You...are SO DEAD!!
Bob: Sorry...it's glitch that screwed up his part.
Dot: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get CHOCOLATE PUDDING OUT OF YOUR HAIR!!
Bob: No.
Dot: DIE!!! (chases him around the scene)
Director: CUT!!!
-Submitted by Jessica Anderson

In the Belly of the Beast

(Bob walks to the bar and sits down, falling on the floor because there's no stool there.)
Bob: Somebody moved my stool!
Director: Cut!
Dot (giggling): We should leave that in.
Bob: Oh, no. All shots of Bob making an idiot of himself are cut.
Dot: We wouldn't have enough to make to the 1st commercial break if we did that.
Bob (sarcastically): I don't like you.
*Dot laughs again*
-Submitted by Meghan

Enzo the Smart

(Enzo walks in the diner after making everyone else in Mainframe stupid. Bob sees him and starts running towards him.)
Bob: Enzo!
(Enzo starts screaming.)
(Bob jumps on Enzo and we hear a loud cracking noise.)
Everyone: Ewwww..(they look away in disgust.)
Bob: Sorry about that Enzo.
Dot: Ouch. That HAD to hurt.
Bob: MEDIC!
-Submitted by Charisma

Wizards, Warriors, and a Word From Our Sponsor

Bob, Dot, Enzo, and Mike the TV (falling off the waterfall thingy): AHHHHH!!!
(camera pans to cliff)
...
...
...
Director: (checks script) The script says "Bob's hand virctoriously grabs cliff"....where's the hand?
Crew: (awkward pause)
Director: (sigh) Okay people, new cast!
-Submitted by BooBoo

(Dot is faced with a water creature. She freezes him using her wand.)
Bob: Stay Frosty.
(Bob then slips and lands on his back.)
(Cast and Crew are cracking up.)
Dot: Oh we are *so* leaving that in.
-Submitted by Charisma

The Great Brain Robbery

Megabyte: At last! Bob's neurol interface! A direct link to his...last name!
(crew laughs)
Megabyte: (finishes laughing) Sorry. I couldn't resist. I'll do it right this time.
-Submitted by Charisma

Megabyte: (Leans foward to get better view of Mouse) Inde-ah!! (falls off chair)
Mouse: Well...Ah have ta say that serves ya right! (laughs)
Megabyte: Don't just stand there....I have no legs remember...help me up!
-Submitted by Jessica Anderson

Dot: We have to do something! We have to get them out!
Bob: Do you have a data comperrrrrrr *messes up* Okay, couldn't say that Dot! :laughing:
(next take)
Dot: We have to get them out!
Bob: Do you have a databusleys. I can't say that! :more laughing:
-Submitted by Questina

(Crash inside Enzo's head.)
Megabyte: What happened?
Mouse: ...Ah don't know, Ah forgot mah line.
(Laughter. Someone calls out the line to her.)
-Submitted by Meghan

Mouse: Deploring neurol ...shoot! What's it called again?
Take 6!
Mouse: Deploring neurol matrix....thingy...Sorry.
Take 10!
Mouse: Depositing brain whatever migadget. AHHH! Okay. I'll get it this time.
Take 15!
Mouse: Deploring neurol scambling matrix brain gadget. What's it called again?
Take 27!
Mouse: Deploring neurol matrix scrambled eggs....wait. That's wrong too.
Take 33!
Mouse: Deploring the meurol natrix scrambler. I'll get it next time...promise.
Take 50!
Mouse: Deploring neurol matrix scrambler!
(Crew and cast start cheering.)
Mouse: (bowing) Thank you. Thank you.
-Submitted by Charisma

Mouse: Oh, sugah?
Megabyte: Can't you see I'm busy?
Mouse: Yeah, but Ah just realized you were starin' at my ASCII back there. (Bob starts laughing.) And Ah just can't work with a man who sees me as an object. Ah'm pulling the plug. (Bob is now dying of laughter, along with everyone else. Megabyte is trying to hold back a snicker.)
Dot (offstage): You tell him, Mouse.
-Submitted by Meghan

Mouse: Ya KNOW Ah don't do jam! (pause) That was wrong, wasn't it?
Bob: It's "toast."
Mouse: Right.
-Submitted by Rachel

Identity Crisis, Part 2

(Bob reboots. Dot glances at him and immediately starts cracking up.)
Bob: Hey! You're supposed to be depressed!
Dot: I'm sorry, you just look so ridiculous!
Director: (sighs) Take 4...
-Submitted by Meghan

High Code

Bob: Are you a Codemaster from the Web?
Codemaster: No, you are fortunate. I am from... Albuquerque?
Bob: (whispering) The Net.
Codemaster: Right. I am from the Net. I seek the Codemaster Talon.
Mr. Pearson: You rang?
Director: Cut, cut. Did you guys study your lines at ALL last night?
(everyone looks sheepish, then laughs)
-Submitted by Rachel

When Games Collide

(T-Rex Tank is looking down at Megabyte and Bob and roaring. T-Rex Tank starts to jolt and the jaw goes funny)
Bob: Okay, someone is messing with the T-Rex again!
(We look offstage, and Enzo is controlling the T-Rex Tank)
Enzo: Sorry Bob. I just want to show this off to all my friends and scare the bullies away with this thing!
Megabyte: Can we just get on with the scene?
-Submitted by Questina

Megabyte: (shoves Bob off the tree bridge) Out of my way!
Bob: Ahhh!! (grabs a branch)
Megabyte: Hah hah...woah!(trips and falls off tree)
Bob: Serves you right!!
(Cast and crew laugh)
-Submitted by Jessica Anderson

Megabyte; (sinking in tar pit) Guardian...I need your help.
Bob: (jumps off of Binky's plane) Super Bob to the rescue!! (lands in tar pit right beside Megabyte)
Director: CUT!!! Bob...what was that!!??
Bob: Sorry...couldn't resist.
Megabyte: (sarcastically) My hero.
-Submitted by Jessica Anderson

Bob: You owe me, Megabyte!
(Suddenly, all the lights in the Tor go off.)
Bob: Ohh-kayyy...
Enzo: Looks like Megabyte forgot to pay his electric bill.
Megabyte: Very funny.
(Hack and Slash are heard panicking in the background. The lights come back on...eventually.)
-Submitted by Meghan

Bad Bob

Megabyte: Nothing can save you now, Guardian.
Bob: (Gags) Ugh! What did you eat?!
-Submitted by Megabyte

(Enzo knocks MB into the energy.)
Megabyte: Ahh! I can't swim!
Bob:* (overing face with hand.) Hoo boy...
-Submitted by Megabyte

(Bob reboots, gets in his car, and loudly starts it. Over the roar of the engine, we hear "Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together!..." coming from the radio. Bob quickly shuts off the car and ejects the tape.
Bob: Ok, who's been messing with my stereo?
(Crew guy whistles innocently.)
-Submitted by Meghan

AndrAIa

(Bob is in a game cube. He taps his icon.)
Bob: Reboot!
(He promptly blows up.)
-Submitted by A_Einome

Trust No One

(The Webcreature is casually chatting with Mouse and Dot)
Webcreature: Personally, I think we'd be better off if-
Director: Excuse me, we're still filming.
Webcreature: Oh. Er... GRAAAAAA! ROAAAAAR!
Mouse: Sugah, we've lost the scene. Accept it..
-Submitted by Charles RocketBoy

Gigabyte

(Gigabyte is advancing on Bob and Dot. Bob steps in front of Dot...then trips over his own feet and falls flat on his face. Gigabyte snickers, and Mouse can be heard laughing offstage with the rest of the cast and crew.)
Dot: My hero.
Bob (picking himself up): I meant to do that.
-Submitted by Meghan

Web World Wars

Dot: (emerges wearing a really big strap-on gun) What do you think? Does it make me look too butch?
Mouse: (dying laughing)
Dot: (drops gun) That thing's HEAVY!
Mouse: (still laughing) Does it hahaha make her look hahaha too butch? (wipes eyes) Who wrote that line?
-Submitted by Rachel

Bob (as getting shot off into sky): NO!
Director: Cut!
(portal breaks through the roof and keeps going)
Director: Cue new Bob!
New Bob: Hi.
<The REAL reason for the voice change!>
-Submitted by BooBoo

Megabyte (on VidWindow): It was all for nothing!
Hex: Unless you give us...one hundred BEELLION dollars!
(Everyone laughs. Megabyte just glares at her.)
Bob (offstage): Good one, Hex.
Hex: Thank you, dear.
Megabyte (muttering): I never should have loaned you that movie.
-Submitted by Meghan

To Mend and Defend

System voice: "Warning, Incoming Game. Warning, Incoming Game."
(Nothing happens. Cast looks around, confused. A few people snicker.)
System voice: "April Fools!"
(Everyone dies laughing.)
-Submitted by Meghan

Firewall

(Megabyte, standing around and entertaining the audience whilst the crew sets up the next scene)
Megabyte: And now, my impression of Tony Blair's policies and their effect on the British electorate. (enacts being felled by a kick to the groin)
-Submitted by Charles RocketBoy

(Cyrus and Enzo zooming along after the User)
Enzo: FASTER! GET ME UNDER THE-
(car suddenly stalls and nearly throws him off)
Cyrus: Sorry! My bad!
-Submitted by Charles RocketBoy

Enzo: Glitch! Er... Firewall!
(The Senders glow red and... nothing happens)
Director: OK, cut! Someone go fix the Senders!
Megabyte: Oh, not another retake...
Hexadecimal: Can someone let me down from this thing? I really need the toilet.
Megabyte: I *told* you not to have so much to drink before shooting!
-Submitted by Charles RocketBoy

Game Over

Dot: You're all I have left. I don't what I'd do if...I can see you over there, Mouse!
(Mouse stops in the middle of imitating Dot behind her back.)
Mouse: How?
Dot: You're reflecting in the camera lens.
Mouse: D'oh!
(Enzo and AndrAIa laugh.)
Enzo: That was a pretty good imitation, Mouse.
Mouse: Thanks, sugar.
-Submitted by Meghan

(Zaytan delivers his final blow on Enzo.)
Enzo: (shakes head) Is that all you got?
Zaytan: (laughing)
-Submitted by Rachel

Icons

(Just after rebooting, Matrix is clad in a kilt. Unfortunately, a gust of wind blows and everyone realizes just how faithful to tradition the costuming department was. Everyone covers their eyes. Matrix manages to get his kilt under control. A little to the side, AndrAIa has had to sit down because she's laughing so hard.)
Matrix: It's nothing you haven't seen before.
AndrAIa: Yeah, but it was new to everybody else!
-Submitted by Meghan

Where No Sprite Has Gone Before

Cursor: We mustn't...fight amongst ourselves.
(Matrix starts snickering.)
Director: Cut!
Cursor: What's...so funny?
Matrix: You ever hear of a guy named William Shatner?
Cursor: No, I...can't say that I have. Why?
Matrix (shakes his head): It's not important.
Director: Take 5, everybody.
AndrAIa (to Matrix): You're terrible.
-Submitted by Meghan

Number 7

(Matrix, AndrAIa, and Frisket are riding in an elevator, going to the next game cube. Suddenly, someone lets an enormous fart.)
AndrAIa: That better have been the dog.
Matrix (holding his nose): Geez, Frisket! What did you eat?
AndrAIa: Can we air this thing out before the next take?
-Submitted by Meghan

(Megabyte is having no end of trouble lipsynching along to Matrix's prerecorded lines.)
Director: Cut! Megabyte, you're off again.
Megabyte (frustrated): Maybe if Matrix would enunciate...
Hex: Oh, really, Megabyte. I'm not having any trouble.
Megabyte: You don't have to do anything!!
Hex: Oh, sure, rub it in...
Director: Knock it off, you two. Let's try it again. Start the tape...
-Submitted by Meghan

(Matrix is confronted by Little Enzo.)
AndrAIa (offstage): I'll call him Mini-Me!
(The two Enzos start laughing, as does everyone else.)
Matrix: AndrAIa!
AndrAIa (giggling): I'm sorry, I had to. It was too perfect.
Enzo: Great...I'll never get rid of this nickname.
-Submitted by Meghan

The Episode With No Name

Director: Okay...action!
(Matrix does flips and such)
AndrAIa: (grabs piece of cloth and rips it)
Matrix: (stops flips and covers the back of his pants) I knew this would happen! They said, "The pants will get you more fans", they said, "They are made to not rip", yeah well! Look at them now! (turns around to reveal fully intact pants)
Crew: (laughing)
Matrix: I'll be in my trailer! (looks at AndrAIa) What are you holding?
-Submitted by BooBoo

(AndrAIa and the Guardian chick are staring each other down. Then, without warning, they both start laughing.)
Director: Cut! All right, ladies, what's the problem?
Guardian (still laughing): She's looking at me funny!
AndrAIa: Me?!
Director: All right, all right. Take 2! And...action!
-Submitted by Meghan

(The Guardian stands waiting for her men. A bug buzzes around her. She snaps her hand up to catch it...and misses completely. Amid some snickering from the crew, she tries to maintain her composure and catch it again. After several grabs and misses, she gives up and starts laughing.)
Guardian: Hold still, dammit!
AndrAIa (behind her): Want some help?
Guardian (laughing): Oh, shut up.
-Submitted by Meghan

The Return of the Crimson Binome

Capacitor: Blasted locker codes!
Matrix: My turn. (shoots the console. The doors fly open.)
Matrix: All right! I don't have to pry them open!
Director: Cut! Somebody fix the doors!
Matrix: Damn.
-Submitted by Meghan

(Matrix whips Gun around, pointing it at the weapons locker. He pulls the trigger. Ray watches as a yellow foam ball bounces off the door.)
Ray: Real fearsome gun there, mate.
Matrx: Okay, who switched my props?
(The pirates start laughing. Matrix throws the Nerf Gun away.)
Director: Cut!
**Next take**
(Matrix does it again, pulls the trigger, but nothing happens. The locker remains closed. The pirates start grinning. Ray grins and fakes being shot, falling to the floor. Matrix shakes his head.)
Director: Cut!
Matrix: Can we get this thing to work, please?
Techie: We got it! Let's try it again!
**Next take**
(Once again, Matrix starts glaring at the camera and grips Gun, but then the locker explodes open. The pirates and Ray look at it, then at Gun, which Matrix still holds at his side. He looks back at the locker, then at Gun. He grins and twirls it, blowing "smoke." The cast and crew crack up.)
Director: Cut!
-Submitted by Jay Winger

Ray: If you want my advice, head straight for the Edge of Beyond. (He swings around to leave and collides with the door frame.) Oww...
(Everyone laughing. Matrix helps him up.)
Matrix (to the pirates): Told you he was useless. Can't even stay on his surfboard.
Ray: Oh, shut up.
-Submitted by Meghan

Matrix: You - stay out of my way. (turns to walk away)
Ray: Overactor!
(Crew laughs. Matrix stops and turns, trying to glare at Ray without laughing.)
Ray (pointing to AndrAIa): She put me up to it!
(AndrAIa is off to the side, laughing. Matrix gives her a look.)
Director: Ok, let's take it from your line, Matrix.
-Submitted by Meghan

Matrix: Gunners! Fire at will!
Capacitor: Who's Will?
(Matrix snickers.)
Director: Cut! Matrix! You knew he was going to say that!
Matrix: Yeah, but it's just so ridiculous.
Director: Ok, let's try it again.
-Submitted by Meghan

(Ray is standing with one leg up on a box...)
AndrAIa: Uh, Ray?
Ray: What? (looks around) What? What is everyone looking at?
Note from Julia Cat: Stay tuned for a section that explains this one... -Submitted by Rachel

Web Riders on the Storm

(Bob leans over the unconscious AndrAIa to remove her icon. Suddenly AndrAIa sneezes.)
Bob (tries to keep going, but gives up and starts laughing): Bless you.
AndrAIa (sitting up): Thanks. Sorry, guys.
Director: That's ok. Try it again, Bob.
AndrAIa (her face contorting): Hang on, I got another one. (sneezes again)
Bob: Bless you again.
Director: You done now?
AndrAIa: I think so, yeah.
Director: Ok, take 2. Action!
(Bob leans over to remove her icon and brushes her stomach in the process. AndrAIa sucks in her stomach and giggles.)
Director: Cut! AndrAIa!
AndrAIa: That was his fault! He tickled me!
Bob: Not on purpose!
Director: Take 3...
-Submitted by Meghan

Mousetrap

(Glitch beeping.)
Bob: Yes, I suppose it's possible but...
(Glitch beeping some more.)
Bob: Are you... (looks up and starts laughing) Okay, cut. This is too weird. I'm talking to a MACHINE.
(Glitch beeps some more.)
Bob: (laughing)
-Submitted by Rachel

(Bob downloads Glitch. The others stare at him in awe.)
Bob: I am transformed!
(Everyone cracks up laughing.)
Bob: I'm sorry...I couldn't resist. I'll do it right this time.
-Submitted by Meghan

Bob: We are now one.
Matrix: *snickering*
Bob: Hey!
Matrix: Sorry. You just sound like Dot when she opens up her organizer.
Director: Okay, lets' try this again. Take twelve.
-Submitted by Paige

Megaframe

Matrix: Hi...sis.
Dot (starting to cry): Enzo? (Walks toward him, then stops and bursts out laughing. After several attempts to get herself under control, she walks toward him and whispers in his ear. Matrix looks at her, looks down, and then turns away from the camera. Everyone hears a zipper and starts laughing.)
-Submitted by Meghan

Bob: Uh, hi Dot.
Dot: Welcome home. (holds out hand to shake his)
Bob: (goes to take her hand then dips her and gives her a long smooch instead)
Dot: Mmmmphmmph!
Bob: (releases her, grinning*)
(everyone laughs)
-Submitted by Rachel

(In flashback scene, Phong standing in control room stalling Megabyte)
(Megabyte pounding on the door, but the door won't open)
Megabyte: Dammit, it's supposed to be EASY to open the doors!!
Director: CUT!!
Phong: (snickers) Well, I guess I had time to escape after all.
Megabyte: Oh, shut up Phong. (continues to pound on the doors)
Director: Give it up Megabyte, we'll get the construction guys to replace the doors.
Megabyte: That would be good, but first, can you get me a crow-bar??
Director: Why?
Megabyte: (sheepish) My claws are stuck in the door.
(crew and cast laugh)
-Submitted by Jessica Anderson

(After flash back scene)
Mouse: And we don't know what happened to him.
Bob: I think I have a pretty good idea.
Dot: (snickers)
Bob: What? Oh you are just disgusting!!
Dot: I couldn't help it! That did sound a little....odd.
Bob: Are you trying to imply something here? (tries to hold back snicker)
Dot: Maybe.
Bob: Ugg, I can't even work with you now.
(cast and crew laugh)
Megabyte: (walks in from lunch break) So....what'd I miss??
-Submitted by Jessica Anderson

Mouse: But there's one thing that hasn't changed. (pause) Unfortunately, I have no idea what that is.
(Dot starts laughing.)
Mouse: It has something to do with love, I know that much.
Crew guy: "Your love for that Sprite out there..."
Mouse: ..."And his love for you!" I knew that!
-Submitted by Meghan

Mouse: ...Your love for that Sprite out there, and his love for you. Wait, that's two things.
(Dot starts snickering.)
Mouse: And of course, you haven't changed outfits for months now. So that's the same...
(Dot laughs harder.)
Mouse: And Frisket hasn't aged a day! I wonder how he pulled that off...
Director: Mouse, that's enough.
-Submitted by Meghan

Mouse: Go to him.
Dot: You're right...I mean, you sure did.
(Laughter. Mouse shakes her head, laughing a little.)
Mouse: You b****.
Dot (laughing): Hey, you had it coming.
Mouse: One ad-lib and I'm paying for it the rest of my life.
-Submitted by Meghan

Mouse: All right, sugar, whatd'ya think you're doing?
Dot: Mouse...I was just...(Picks up something on her desk, takes on look at it and bursts out laughing.)
Mouse: What?
(Dot shows her. It's a piece of paper printed with several pictures of Megabyte scratching his ASCII.)
Dot: Who did this?
Hack: Just a little something we had lying around.
Slash: We thought it would cheer you up since this scene makes you unhappy.
Dot: Thanks, guys. Now somebody hide this before Megs gets back from his lunch break.
-Submitted by Meghan

Showdown

Hexadecimal: Shall we... dance?
Bob: And you are the dancing queen...
(Hex bursts out laughing)
Director: CUT!
-Submitted by Charles RocketBoy

(Matrix and Megabyte are fighting on the stairs inside the PO.)
Matrix: Believe me, it gets worse.
(Megabyte stabs his claws into the ceiling, and a big chunk of rock falls on his head.)
Megabyte: Ouch. (Falls over.)
Director: Cut!
Bob: (standing off stage) Gee, that's the fifth time this cycle. Think he has a headache yet?
Director: Can't you two get it right?!?
Matrix: Hey, I'm doing my best! (points to Megabyte) He keeps saying his lines too early!
Megabyte: (still lying on the floor) I resent that.
-Submitted by Megabyte

End Prog.

(Mainframe is crashing. Bob reaches for Dot's hand, and they look at each other meaningfully...until Dot starts snickering. Bob looks around, amused.)
Bob: I'm not seeing the humor here.
Dot (still laughing): I'm sorry...I'm sorry, let's try it again.
(The scene takes several more takes, since one or both of them keeps laughing.)
-Submitted by Meghan

Bob: Please, Phong?
Phong: All right...but I cannot believe I am doing this!
(Phong goes for belly drawer - but it won't open. Phong tries a few more times.)
Phong: Oh, dear.
Bob (holding in a laugh): Problem?
Phong (still tugging at his drawer): I...seem to be stuck.
(Laughter from cast & crew. Crew guy brings out some WD-40.)
-Submitted by Meghan

(Bob and Dot finally kiss.)
Director: Cut! Hmm...I think we can do that better. (To the crew.) I want to play around with a few different camera angles, see what we come up with. (To Bob and Dot.) You two ok with doing this a few more times?
(Bob and Dot exchange a glance)
Bob: Are we ok with doing it a few more times?!
Dot: What a question.
Bob: Gee. Let me think.
Director: I'll take that as a yes. Ok, ready camera 2, and action!
-Submitted by Meghan

Sacrifice

Daemon: Soon, the Word will bring peace to the Net. Nothing can stop that now.
(PO doors open and out jumps... Feathers the penguin)
Daemon: Um...
Bob: Don't worry, that's just Hex's stunt-double. They'll edit her image on in the post-production.
-Submitted by Charles RocketBoy

Nullbot of the Bride

(MegaBob contorts with pain, back to the camera, before turning round and shifting into Megabyte)
Bob: Megabyte!
Dot: M-Megabyte...
Megabyte: I see my shara- charara... *pauses and grimaces*
Director: CUT!
-Submitted by Charles RocketBoy

Megabyte: I see my... *winces*
Director: CUT.
Megabyte: Can't I just say "hello?". I can remember that line.
-Submitted by Charles RocketBoy

Crouching Binome, Hidden Virus

(Welman runs throught the door, carrying Enzo under his arm... and drops him)
Enzo: Oof! Dad!
Welman: Sorry Enzo! Are you alright?
Director: Cut! Did someone put too much oil on him?
-Submitted by Nullzilla

(Megabyte stretches his tentacles to strike at Mouse and AndrAIa as they flee the room and hits them both on the butt)
Mouse/AndrAIa: Hey! Watch it!
Megabyte: Sorry! The door was supposed to close.
Director: Cut! Someone fix the door!
-Submitted by Nullzilla

Megabyte: Prepare yourselves... for the hurt!
Director: Cut! That's "hunt" Megabyte, "hunt", not "hurt"
Megabyte: Well sorry, but it says "hurt" on the teleprompter!
Director: Who's been typing on the 'prompter? I want them fired!
-Submitted by Nullzilla